Things you want to say at work, but can’t
Things you want to say at work, but can’t
1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be…?
2. Do I look like a people person?
3. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
6. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
7. You!… Off my planet!
8. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
9. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
10. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
11. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
12. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
13. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
14. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
15. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
16. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
17. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
18. Can I trade this job for what’s behind door 1?
19. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
20. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
21. Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
22. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
23. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.